Brunch is Life

I'm a HUGE brunch fan. I mean come on, it's brunch!!! Mimosa's! Bloody Mary's! Bacon! Pancakes! Omelettes! Whatever lunch-ish food they also serve at brunch for you lunch people! I wouldn't be a good gay if I didn't support brunch with everything I have. So I was shocked when a friend of mine said they aren't into brunch. I just don't get this! If you're not into waking up early on Saturday or Sunday that's fine just push your brunch back to the afternoon. Guys, brunch goes until 3 or 4pm at most places. Seriously what's not to LOVE about brunch??? Great chance to gossip with your friends and get day drunk which is the best kind of drunk. Ok I just had to get this off my chest. I feel better.