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Chalamet Parade

So the Cheeseburger-In-Chief wants to have a big military parade. Ok slow your roll big guy. Here in the U.S. we don't need to flaunt our military power everyone knows we got the goods. But it made me think that there is a parade that needs to happen. There needs to be a parade for Timothee Chalamet! I mean come on, he got nominated for an Oscar for "Call Me By Your Name" and also had a great supporting role in "Lady Bird" arguably the most beloved movie of the year. Timothee got romantic on screen with Armie Hammer, Saoirse Ronan and a peach this year! What a trifecta! His charisma and perfect bone structure need to be on full display in a parade.


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